MADER'S 'BRANTS

Mader’s 1st Annual 7 Hottest Women in Hollywood
August 12, 2004 -

So I was sitting around the apartment thinking about dream girls, and here ya go. I not only took into account their looks (because lets face it, everyone in Hollywood looks good), but also their brains and personality.

I have found that a sense of humor is probably the most important thing a woman can have. Few things in life are more annoying than a successful beautiful person that takes herself too seriously.

While none of us poor slobs in the real would ever hope to have a chance with them, it’s always fun to dream, ain’t it? ;-)

Here we go.

7. Angelina Jolie: Sure she hasn’t had a decent movie in years. Sure she is a bit eccentric. But who can deny her stunning level of physical magnetism and the fact she seems to have fun no matter what she does. Her devotion to her adopted son is a plus as well. It shows she is growing a up a bit. But I’m still not sure I would take her home to meet mom.

    

     6. Jeri Ryan: Former beauty queen. A solid actress that can flip from one character to another instantly. Actually makes me wonder if she isn’t bipolar. But she did divorce her husband and claimed it was because he wanted her to do freaky sex acts in public. In his defense, a guy only suggests that kind of thing if they had done some thing freaky before... just not with an audience. So she’s hot. She’s freaky, and she likes to do it in private. I fail to see a problem here.



5. Jill Hennessy: She’s married and Canadian, but no one is perfect. She was hot when she was on “Law and Order.” Hell she was hot in “RoboCop 3”! It’s the eyes and the smile, guys, it’s the eyes and the smile. Oh and she plays guitar. Not sure why that’s hot, but it is.

     

        

    		 4. Rachel Weisz: She isn’t afraid of offbeat roles and hence doesn’t seem to have the ego many Hollywood stars do. So the personality is an “A.” But lets face it, ya could stare into her eyes for days and while her smile is kind of odd she has an ass ya could bounce quarters off of. The accent is a kick too.
3. Halle Berry: Okay, so she is a stunningly bad judge of men. Nobody’s perfect. On a brighter note, she’s an Ohio girl with a very sincere attitude. Once she learns to pick a guy based on his insides and not his looks, she will be damn near perfect. Also helps that she absolutely smokes in leather.

     

        

2. Salma Hayek: It’s Salma! What the hell more do ya need to say? Stunning, smart and has a sense of humor. And she doesn’t always date hunks. I would drink her bath water (an ancient Roman custom I will explain it some time).
1. Uma Thurman: *sigh* Uma... Sharp as a tack and willing to do just about anything in a film. Ya gotta love her range. On top of that, she has always been stunning to look at. But what perhaps put her at number one for me was the fact she kicked that two timing loser Ethan Hawk out the door after he cheated on her. Gotta love a woman with self respect and standards. Not to mention she is dedicated to her kids. I also got a warm fuzzy watching the outtake at the end of “Kill Bill.” The woman has a great sense of humor. Said it before; I will say it again. Ya already had good looking and pretentious. Consider short and grateful sometime, Uma ;-)

     





Later,
Mader