by Kelly Carr

    When I'm bored at work, I do what all red-blooded American workers do... I surf the Internet. What do I look for? Not the delicious recipes from Martha Stewart. Not how to increase my ever-dwindling stock portfolio. Not even pornography. I want to know what is going on in the high-class world of entertainment. I find all the bizarre and interesting entertainment news that only a geek like me can find. Read about the news - both normal and weird - in my daily Geek Report!

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PARIS FINDS RELIGION

SPECTOR’S DNA PRESENT

LINDSAY LESBIAN TRYSTS

PARIS IS BACK IN PRISON – SCREAMING ALL THE WAY

ISAIAH WASHINGTON OFF ‘GREY’S ANANOMY’

JENNIFER ANISTON’S NEW BEAU

PARIS RELEASED FROM SLAMMER

NICOLE RICHIE MAY BE NEXT IN JAIL

AKON THROWS FAN OFF STAGE – NOW THE FAN IS HEARING BELL (CASH REGISTER BELLS THAT IS)

BYE-BYE BOB BARKER

SPECTOR’S TRIAL TAKES A SEX TURN

KNOCKED UP BEING SUED

SIZEMORE BACK IN JAIL

PARIS GETS VISIT FROM PSYCHIATRIST IN JAIL

LINDSAY’S KNIFE PLAYING PARTNER IDENTIFIED

SPECTOR JURY SEE BLOODY GUN

‘VICTORY IS MINE’ SAY STEWIE

HASSELHOFF’S CUSTODY BATTLE CONTINUES

SPECTOR’S LEGAL TEAM CAN’T CATCH A BREAK

PARIS IN PRISON – PRIMPIN’ FOR HER MUG SHOT

ANNA NICOLE’S BABY’S DADDY SUING HIS ATTORNY

HUGH GRANT NOT CHARGED FOR TOSSING HIS BEANS

LINDSAY IN BIG DOO-DOO

ROSIE BAILS ON FRIENDSHIP

JOHNNY DEPP STILL WANTS TO PLAY PIRATE

SPACE REJECTED SCOTTY’S ASHES

LEO BEING SUED

TRACY MORGAN ARREST WARRANT

LINDSAY SUED BY PARPARAZZO

OJ WON’T SUE

PARIS’ ARTISTIC AUTOSPY

BOY GEORGE ARRESTED FOR HOLDING GAY ESCORT HOSTAGET

FORMAL IDOL FINALIST ARRESTED

ANNA NICOLE TAPES GIVES VOICE FROM THE GRAVE

HUGH GRANT GRANTED DAMAGES

BRITNEY’S BOOK BATTLES

ANNA NICOLE AUTOPSY VERDICT

NAOMI’S COMMUNITY SERVICE COMPLETED – THE WORLD IS NOW A BETTER PLACE

MEL TAKES ON A TEACHER

ANNA NICOLE'S SON CONFESSED HE FEARED FOR HIS MOM’S LIFE

BRITNEY BATTLES THE BRITISH

PARIS FIGHTS THE AIRLINES

BRITNEY GETS BUSY IN REHAB

WOODY HARRELSON SUED

ANNA NICOLE JUDGE BUDSTED

ANNA NICOLE’S DAUGHTER MAY SOON KNOW HER DADDY

ANNA NICOLE’S DIARY TO BE AUCTIONED OFF – HELL YEAH I’D READ THAT

PHIL SPECTOR’S TRIAL TO BEGIN

FAMILY GUY BEING SUED – SOMEONE CAN’T TAKE A JOKE

FIGHT FOR ANNA NICOLE’S DAUGHTER GETS MORE HEATED

MORE PAPARAZZI TROUBLE FOR LINDSAY - OR SHOULD I SAY MORE TROUBLE FOR THE PAPARAZZI

BRITNEY’S NEW MAN

ANGELINA’S A MOM AGAIN

NICOLE RICHIE ENGAGED

RICHARD JENI DIES, APPARENTLY COMMITS SUICIDE

SNOOP DOGG ARRESTED IN SWEDEN

BRITNEY CLAIMS SHE’S BULIMIC

AMERICAN IDOL FINAL 12

K-FED BROUGHT SONS INTO SEE BRITNEY IN REHAB

ANNA NICOLE’S AUTOPSY DELAYED

MORE IDOL CONTROVERSY

ANGELINA TO ADOPT ANOTHER BABY

SCARLETT THINKS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN

ANNA NICOLE FINALLY GOING UNDER PARTYING

WAS BEYONCE EXPOSED TO HEPATITIS

DANCING WITH THE STARS DROP OUT - WHAT A . . .

ANNA NICOLE STILL ON ICE

HUGH GRANT HANDCUFFED

RALPH FIENNES SEX ON AIRPLANE

K-FED STANDING BY BRITNEY

IDOL FINALIST SEX PICTURES

SHARON STONE RAZZIE AWARD WINNER

BRITNEY GOING CRAZY! – THE BALD HEAD ISN’T ENOUGH

ANNA NICOLE TO REST IN PEACE IN THE ISLANDS

PROBLEMS WITH JENNIFER ANISON’S TOPLESS PHOTO

JLO’S MOVIE BOOED – NOT THE FIRST TIME AND PROBABLY WON’T BE THE LAST TIME

BRITNEY IN AND OUT OF REHAB AFTER A DAY

ANNA NICOLE’S BODY ROTTING WHILE BATTLE OVER HER CORPSE CONTINUES

NICOLE RICHIE’S PLEA

DID REHAB HAVE BRITNEY SHAVE HER HEAD? – LOOKS LIKE REHAB WORKED GREAT

ANNA NICOLE GETS OFFICIAL FIRED

PARIS STUFF STILL UNDER WRAPS

BRITNEY SHAVES HER HEAD

MICHAEL RICHARDS NO SHOW

LINDSAY OUT OF REHAB AND PARTIES ON

NICOLE RICHIE DUI CHARGE

ANNA NICOLE’S SON NAME IN HER WILL AS ONLY HEIR

MADONNA WANTS TO BE JESUS

MORE ANNA NICOLE BODY BATTLES

AMERICAN IDOL FINALISTS

PARIS MOBBED AT A MALL

TOM CRUISE AND BEN STILLER TO PLAY HARDY BOYS

ANNA NICOLE’S BODY ON TRIAL

OJ’S MONEY ON TRIAL

ANNA NICOLE’S WILL

MORE BRITNEY PARTYING

BILL COSBY’S DOG A WINNER

MORE ANNA NICOLE BEDS BAHAMA’S IMMIGRATION MINISTER

SCARLETT CLAIMS SHE’S NOT DATING JUSTIN

JESSICA SIMPSON’S ROMANCE WITH JOHY MAYER OFFICIAL

ANNA NICOLE’S AUTOPSY

PARIS’ FRIEND’S SEX TAPE IS REAL

BRITNEY SINGLE AGAIN

PARIS’ PRIVATE STUFF SAFE – FOR NOW

LINDSAY LOHAN PULLS OUT OF MOVIE WITH ANNETTE BENING

SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO PLAY AN UGLY GIRL

K-FED’S SUPERBOWL AD CONTROVERSY

‘GREY’S’ STAR IN REHAB

PARIS’ PERSONAL ITEMS UP FOR GRABS

MCCARTNEY’S SETTLEMENT, OR IS IT SETTLED

CAMERON CLAIMS SHE LIKES BEING ALONE – SURE, WE ALL SAY THAT WHEN WE’VE BEEN DUMPED

BRITNEY DUMPS HER REBOUND GUY

LINDSAY IN REHAB – BIG SURPRISE

IS BRITNEY PREGNANT AGAIN – BIG SURPRISE

‘GREY’S ANATOMY’ STAR DENIES GAY SLUR, YET GAY ACTOR CONFIRMS HE DID SAY IT – BIG SURPRISE

ANNA NICOLE’S SON’S DEATH COVERUP

NICOLE KIDMAN’S HUBBY OUT OF REHAB

MORE BIZARRE BEHAVIOR FROM PAULA, WITH AN EXPLAINATION THIS TIME - SURRRREEEEE

ANOTHER JACKO LAWSUIT

PAULA SEEMS DRUNK IN INTERVIEWS

PARIS HILTON HAS COMPETITION FOR HER SEX TAPE

OPRAH’S BLACKMAIL ATTEMPT

DONALD TRUMP BEING SUED

CROC HUNTER’S DEADLY FINAL EPISODE TO AIR

BRITNEY’S LETTER TO FANS BECAUSE THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN FAN SITES

OPRAH SUED

PARIS FIRED FROM HER OWN CLUB

EVA LONGORIA SAYS TONY CAN’T HAVE BACHELOR PARTY

NICOLE KIDMAN VS. PAPARAZZI

JESSICA SIMPSON PARTIES WITH JOHN MAYER AND PISSES OFF DAD

JLO A SCIENTOLOGIST

PETER BOYLE DIES - HE'S PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ IN HEAVEN

LINDSAY LOHAN IN AA – THERE’S A SHOCKER

WESLEY SNIPES SURRENDERS AND PLEADS NOT GUILTY

ARE BEYONCE AND JAY-Z GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEKEND?

RICHARD HATCH’S APPEAL

BRITNEY BLAMES NEW FOUND FREEDOM FOR FLASHING HER GOODIES

VINCE VAUGHN BREAKS UP WITH JEN AND PARTIES WITH TEXAS CO-ED

MADONNA SEEING MARRIAGE COUNSELOR

GWYNETH SAYS SHE DOESN’T HATE AMERICA

ANOTHER DUI ARREST FOR RIP TORN

GEORGE CLOONEY SAD OVER LOSS OF PET PIG

EVA LONGORIA IS ENGAGED – SORRY ALL YOU MEN OUT THERE THAT HAVE HER ON YOUR ‘FREEBIE’ LIST

ANNA NICOLE OUT ON THE STREET

EDDIE MURPHY TO DO ANOTHER BEVERLY HILLS COP MOVIE – GEE, DO WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER?

ANGELINA’S BODYGUARDS THROWING THEIR WEIGHT AROUND

JACKO BOOED

TOM AND KATIE’S WEDDING – FINALLY

BREAKING NEWS! K-FED AND BRITNEY SPLIT – IF THEIR MARRIAGE DIDN’T WORK, WHAT HOPE DO THE REST OF US HAVE

ANNA NICOLE RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL

BRAD & ANGELINA STOP THEIR ADOPTION OF ANOTHER BABY – IT’S ALL MADONNA’S FAULT

BRITNEY PUTS CHUBBY HUBBY ON A DIET

MADONNA REJECTED REAL ORPHANS

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS GAY – THERE’S A SHOCKER

SHARON STONE HAS FIT OVER BARBIE DOLL

RUSSELL CROWE SAYS HIS HOME COUNTRY WOULDN’T HAVE A LEGAL FIT OVER HIS PHONE THROWING SKILLS

NICOLE KIDMAN’S PRENUP GOES AFTER HUBBY

MARCIA CROSS’ NUDE PHOTOS FROM TRASH

BRAD PITT UPSET OVER HIS SEXY PICTURE

REESE WITHERSPOON SPLITS WITH RYAN

WHAT IS BRITNEY’S BABY’S REAL NAME

TOM AND KATIE SET A DATE – I’M SURE IT’S SET IN STONE

WOMAN CLAIMS TO BE JACKO’S BABIES’ MOMMY

PAUL MCCARTNEY’S EX CLAIMS HE HIT HER AND LINDA

WESLEY SNIPES STILL FILMING EVEN WITH ARREST WARRANT

‘GREY’S ANATOMY’ STAR TEMPER HAD HIM WRING A COSTUMIER’S NECK

SARA EVANS TELLS HER STORY AND PISSES OFF HUBBY

WHITNEY FILE FOR DIVORCE

J-LO GETS FINED

JEN AND VINCE ARE STILL TOGETHER

CROCODILE HUNTER’S DAUGHTER FILMING HER OWN SHOW

CAMERON DIAZ’S NUDE PHOTGRAPHER STILL IN THE SLAMMER

SARA EVANS DIVORCE DETAILS THAT HAS HER LEAVING DANCING WITH THE STARS – NO VOTING NECESSARY

MADONNA’S ADOPTION ISSUES

CHRISTINA AGUILERA PEES IN A BUCKET

BO BICE’S TUMMY TROUBLES

PARIS AND NICOLE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN

TOM WANTS KATIE’S BODY BACK INTO PRE-BABY SHAPE

JLO SUED

EVA LONGORIA INJURED ON SET

JACKO’S SECRET VIDEO TAPER SENTENCED

ANNA NICOLE’S EX FILES PATERNITY LAWSUIT

BEYONCE WINS LAWSUIT
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

1. OCEAN'S THIRTEEN
$36.1m/$36.1m

2. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END
$21.1m/$253m

3. KNOCKED UP
$19.6m/$65.9m

4. SURF'S UP
$17.6m/$17.6m

5. SHREK THE THIRD
$15.3m/$281m

6. HOSTEL: PART II
$8.2m/$8.2m

7. MR. BROOKS
$4.91m/$18.6m

8. SPIDER-MAN 3
$4.3m/$326m

9. WAITRESS
$1.6m/$12m

10. DISTURBIA
$524k/$77.8m

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HOSTEL: PART II

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